Flood of Red

I can see it now, Manchester United - Champions. Bold statement for a MU fan whose only evidence of such an outburst would be the recent win over Everton on the first day of the season. If they can keep this form up then who's to say?

I certainly feel that this team could mould into a good one. Around one man, Wayne Rooney. Let's put it this way, Rooney is like the Luke Skywalker of MU. The one that will bring balance to the force once more. Supporting him are the likes of Ronaldo of which we will compare to Hans Solo(given the Portuguese’s exquisite taste for dribbling). Guiding him through this journey are Roy Keane and Ryan Giggs almost like how Quai-Gon and Obi-Wan were. And of course who could forget the ever present Master Yoda of the team, Sir Alex Ferguson.

With guidance and teachings from such people, who's to say that Rooney can't bring balance to the force this season.

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!
In keeping with the Star Wars spoofs, if I was to choose a player who would actually resemble Anakin Skywalker, I guess it would be Beckham. He's the one who had the spat with Ferguson kind of like how lil Annie had spats with all the Master Jedis.